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Heard these 2 silly questions over 98.7FM while on my way to school these 2 days...
So thought of posting them up...

First question...
...A farmer rears cows with carrots and these cows produce pink milk. One day, the cows produced normal milk(the white one lar).What did the farmer do to make the cows produce normal milk?
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The Answer:... Give the cow white carrots...Geddit?




Second question...
A man played a high rolling Russian poker. He lost something veluable but it is not his money. What did he lose?
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GUESSES???
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The answer: His wife...

It's kind of ridiculous when i heard it on the radio,i mean...losing your wife? Which jerk would offer his wife onto the poker table as a bet? I
heard that the wife divorced the man and followed the whoever who won her...She was pretty furious when she knew about her husband treating her as a bet and from then, she knews she had to leave that guy. And i heard that the guy won her was quite good looking and they fell in love and got married...And she said she did not regret leaving her first husband..Good for her...at least she married someone she love...ha ha...